JoeWang's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[how it will end.]

What a pleasing experience

Have you ever noticed how you forget 97.5% of all the flash animation you see, because their author haven't got a clue of what made up the things they like and emulate?
Well, this movie isn't it.
Aaaah! What a pleasure, what a balm!
Beauty and cleverness in a flash animation? Who knew it was possible.
I had miself resigned on it being cheap, 30 sec pop-culture thrash forever.
Thank you Mr Box. Or should I calll you Alan T. ?

[Nero: Infiltration]

You're right, I forgot about stickfights for a whi

I love vintage crap! Extremely funny, and cheesy at the same time.
I cannot believe people used to like this back then!!! Incredible.

What's next, grunge-r'n'b?
You never know.

[The Gashlycrumb Tinies]

By a man named Edward Gorey

I'm not sure if people are under the impression that he created it but he didn't.
Anyway, The tinies are an amaazing piece of work.
Put the voice you picked is annoying, not creepy and way too slow.
Good musical choice though.
I guess it,s allright, gets people in contact with the tinies...

[Prowlies at the River]

I stand amazed and refreshed

The internet is a very free but harrasing place. It's always beauty next to garbage, as more and as more people get into it, it looks more and more like commercial fake or cheaply produced garbage.

Thank you a lot, Mr Adam Phillips, you one of the few that make it a worthy place.
As good as your drawings and animations are, your storytelling skills make it for a rich experience.

chluaid responds:

aw thanks! Hope I can continue doing it :)

[LightShadow (intro)]

Why is this on Newgrounds?

There's plenty of 3d sites already.

Anyway, maybe a lot of Flashites will be impressed but as a worker in the 3d industry, I think it's a rather low quality. I understand you're amateurs. But believe me scenes like this are the stick fights of Flash.

Let's not compare pears with peas.

StealthNice responds:

Umm... ok... but why the hostility..?? ive seen other 3d work on here.. and i think its good animatiuon... seeing that were not using motioncapture.. and just because your a student.. and you work in the 3d field dosent give you the right to try to put my submiossion down.. Yea.. i know there are 3d sites.. but this is my home.. i come here to submit my animations.. it dosent matter if there 3d or fully flash animations.. if there good there good..

[Owl Gore]

Enjoyable

-Liked the Pun
-Found the movie to be too short to take it's full effect. (It is not hard to find ways to kill owls so I figure out it's about laziness).
-Great drawing skills
-Like the sounds
-Don't do it in colors, would ruin it. Or only some red.
-Made me think of them Ghastlycrumb tinies.
-Thank you it's out of that godamn SLIPKNOT/MATRIX/LINKINPARK/STICKFIGHT/BLINK182/SKATETRICKS area.

Boojamon responds:

It not laziness, cos like, I tried, but, if you did, then, the movie size would go up? So, like, if I did, i'd be like, ah! the movie size! why have you gone up? And then, in a fit of panic and hate, i'd, like, fall on the floor, and, like, when, like, i'm, like, down, on the floor, i'd be, like, oh my gosh, why did I, like, put more stuff on the movie?

So, this is why I didn't add any more and also why i'm seeing a psychiatrist- not just 'cos im lay. z. Cuz if I woz lay.z Id B Wry Ting lik dis wud'n.I?

P.s. Thaks for the compliments.

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Great great movie

Like it all a lot. If you're looking for improvements, I'd suggest working on your walks
(Richard Williams book a great help).
I know how hard they are to do in flash but it's the only weak point in a wonderful oeuvre.
I'd say there's the beautiful sadness of Jimmy Korrigan in it. Quite an achievment.
It's then only movie on Newgrounds that I bothered emailing to someone.
Thank you for the good clean uplift you bring to the Slipknot/Matrix obssessed youth of this nation.

[Love is a cruel thing]

Started good

Too bad you had too ruin it by using one of the oldest clichés of showbusiness.
It wasn't funny.
Otherwise allright movie

[Zelda: Heroic Rage 5]

Good altough unoriginal

You gotta love that Ganon dude, so cute and cuddly. I think he's the new Furby.
I don't know about this princesse's hands, they look kind of apesque.
Good overall animation though.

SolidSacketh responds:

Hahaha,. ahh, the old apesque hands.